Blog Category: Politics

The Only Person Fit to Be Mayor of NYC

(THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER WRITTEN A POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT.) When Brooklyn Borough President and current candidate for Mayor, Eric Adams, was a young teenager, he and his brother were victims of…

(THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER WRITTEN A POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT.) When Brooklyn Borough President and current candidate for Mayor, Eric Adams, was a young teenager, he and his brother were victims of severe police brutality. Eric came through this resolving not to be bitter about the past but to create change in the future. While […]

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How to Be Undefeatable

Phil has an incurable disease. His esophagus doesn’t work. It gets worse and worse and eventually he might not be able to talk or eat. But he seems fine. “I am fine,”…

Phil has an incurable disease. His esophagus doesn’t work. It gets worse and worse and eventually he might not be able to talk or eat. But he seems fine. “I am fine,” he told me. “Because of the same method I use to elect Presidents.” — “Is this the most important election ever?” I asked […]

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You Should Run for President

I am officially a candidate for President of the United States in 2024 and you should do it also. I went to the website for the Federal Elections Commission. I filled out…

I am officially a candidate for President of the United States in 2024 and you should do it also. I went to the website for the Federal Elections Commission. I filled out all the paperwork. It took me 10 minutes. It cost me zero money. Now I am an official candidate in the eyes of […]

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AOC and Other Progressives Hurt the Poor Every Day: Here’s How

I am an innovationist. Any policy that encourages more innovation in society will lead to greater prosperity, more jobs, higher incomes, more money given to the government through taxes, and the cycle…

I am an innovationist. Any policy that encourages more innovation in society will lead to greater prosperity, more jobs, higher incomes, more money given to the government through taxes, and the cycle will repeat.  I don’t care which political party is an office. But I do wish there were a basic understanding of financial policies, […]

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13 Things Mentally Strong People Do When Their Candidate Loses

I’m scared. 80,000,000 people are going to be upset tonight no matter who wins the election. Buildings are boarded up in every major city. Riot gear is being handed out. Security companies…

I’m scared. 80,000,000 people are going to be upset tonight no matter who wins the election. Buildings are boarded up in every major city. Riot gear is being handed out. Security companies are being hired to add protection. Celebrities are “going to move to Canada” for the 20th election in a row.  The No. 1 […]

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Is This the “Most Important Election Ever”?

Be careful who writes the words that vomit out of your mouth. Here is “the most important election ever”… 1832: 1844: 1868: 1876: 1880: 1892: 1940: 1964: I’m not saying 2020 is…

Be careful who writes the words that vomit out of your mouth. Here is “the most important election ever”… 1832: 1844: 1868: 1876: 1880: 1892: 1940: 1964: I’m not saying 2020 is not important. But words have meaning and to have them dictated by media cliches since 1832 only weakens their value. Be unique, be […]

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How to Watch the Amy Barrett Judicial Hearings Without Vomiting

I’ve watched the proceedings on Amy Barrett. Normally I would never watch this for obvious reasons. They are super boring.  But, as is common in American politics lately, these proceedings are hilarious. …

I’ve watched the proceedings on Amy Barrett. Normally I would never watch this for obvious reasons. They are super boring.  But, as is common in American politics lately, these proceedings are hilarious.  I’ve never seen an improv group as good as these senators.  They basically KILL for eight straight hours. Democrats and Republicans. What talent! […]

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