Blog Category: happy

10 Habits To Be Happier and More Productive

What a goddamn shitty title. That’s the sort of BS that is everywhere on the Internet these days. Like, someone gets on a pedestal and teaches people how to be happier and…

What a goddamn shitty title. That’s the sort of BS that is everywhere on the Internet these days. Like, someone gets on a pedestal and teaches people how to be happier and then that same person goes to a motel owned by killers and smoke crack with hookers. Then go to their kids school plays. […]

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If You Have Your Cake You Might As Well Eat It

I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where…

I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where people pee when they are drunk late at night. But I wanted to lie down so I did. I’ve been doing this for […]

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Dear Me At 22: I Have An Important Message From The Future

First off, you might wonder how I could reach you from the future. I can’t tell you that. Stop asking. Second, don’t believe anything in this letter. This is not an advice…

First off, you might wonder how I could reach you from the future. I can’t tell you that. Stop asking. Second, don’t believe anything in this letter. This is not an advice letter. You don’t need any advice from me. After 22 you have some very happy moments and some very unhappy moments. Surprise! I […]

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