Blog Category: life

You were completely insane. Imagine you’re one of the best players in the country. You only read one tiny chess book and you became one of the best. I had to read a 1000 and never reached your level. I’ve played you. It was the scariest most thrilling game. It was like a nuclear war […]

I’m going to live to 150. I figured out all the statistics and since I am a certified doctor on Twitter and Facebook I feel qualified to say this. A few weeks ago, I was wearing my lab coat. Someone started asking me about a pain in his shoulder. I told him specifically what he […]

Oh, I can’t do that. It would be rude. Oh my god, there’s that awkward silence. My parents really want me to at least finish school so I can have “security”. I can’t quit this job right when they are going into the busy season. If I leave my job to start a business I […]

I was sick of it. Another day in suck city, daytrading. It wasn’t so long ago. But now it was forever ago. I always was fooled into thinking I was smart enough to daytrade. But I hated it. And that day I had lost a lot of money. Where had it gone? Why was I […]

When I was ten I wanted to be an astronaut, a writer, a spy, a superhero, and an advice columnist. I wrote a play. I did spy on people. But I couldn’t figure out how to be a superhero. I read collected columns of “Dear Abby” (an advice columnist) every day. The only advice I […]

I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where people pee when they are drunk late at night. But I wanted to lie down so I did. I’ve been doing this for […]

I regret the most not spending more time with my children and thinking that killing myself would be a better option for them. I was depressed. I was afraid I had let them down even before they were two years old. I regret the girl I left because I thought I was going to go […]