Blog Category: life

Live Life Like A Legend

You were completely insane. Imagine you’re one of the best players in the country. You only read one tiny chess book and you became one of the best. I had to read…

You were completely insane. Imagine you’re one of the best players in the country. You only read one tiny chess book and you became one of the best. I had to read a 1000 and never reached your level. I’ve played you. It was the scariest most thrilling game. It was like a nuclear war […]

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Sitting Will Kill You

I’m going to live to 150. I figured out all the statistics and since I am a certified doctor on Twitter and Facebook I feel qualified to say this. A few weeks…

I’m going to live to 150. I figured out all the statistics and since I am a certified doctor on Twitter and Facebook I feel qualified to say this. A few weeks ago, I was wearing my lab coat. Someone started asking me about a pain in his shoulder. I told him specifically what he […]

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I Give Myself Permission To…

Oh, I can’t do that. It would be rude. Oh my god, there’s that awkward silence. My parents really want me to at least finish school so I can have “security”. I…

Oh, I can’t do that. It would be rude. Oh my god, there’s that awkward silence. My parents really want me to at least finish school so I can have “security”. I can’t quit this job right when they are going into the busy season. If I leave my job to start a business I […]

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The Moment It All Happened

I was sick of it. Another day in suck city, daytrading. It wasn’t so long ago. But now it was forever ago. I always was fooled into thinking I was smart enough…

I was sick of it. Another day in suck city, daytrading. It wasn’t so long ago. But now it was forever ago. I always was fooled into thinking I was smart enough to daytrade. But I hated it. And that day I had lost a lot of money. Where had it gone? Why was I […]

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How To Find Success Late In Life

When I was ten I wanted to be an astronaut, a writer, a spy, a superhero, and an advice columnist. I wrote a play. I did spy on people. But I couldn’t…

When I was ten I wanted to be an astronaut, a writer, a spy, a superhero, and an advice columnist. I wrote a play. I did spy on people. But I couldn’t figure out how to be a superhero. I read collected columns of “Dear Abby” (an advice columnist) every day. The only advice I […]

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If You Have Your Cake You Might As Well Eat It

I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where…

I was tired so I went to lie down on the sidewalk. I went up against the side of the building so people could walk around me. I know this is where people pee when they are drunk late at night. But I wanted to lie down so I did. I’ve been doing this for […]

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20 Ways To Deal With The Regrets That Will Kill You

I regret the most not spending more time with my children and thinking that killing myself would be a better option for them. I was depressed. I was afraid I had let…

I regret the most not spending more time with my children and thinking that killing myself would be a better option for them. I was depressed. I was afraid I had let them down even before they were two years old. I regret the girl I left because I thought I was going to go […]

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