Blog Category: taxes

Pick Me For Vice-President. Here's Why:

In 2014, I was going to run for Congress. My assumption was that the congressman in my district was weak and would lose. He still might. A major presidential candidate at the…

In 2014, I was going to run for Congress. My assumption was that the congressman in my district was weak and would lose. He still might. A major presidential candidate at the time contacted me. He wanted to endorse me. I’ve since met him. I met his pollster. I met the man working for his […]

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Me and The IRS, A Bromance

I pulled over the car on the highway because the IRS was calling. “Daddy, why are we pulling over,” said one of my kids. I can’t remember which one. I didn’t care.…

I pulled over the car on the highway because the IRS was calling. “Daddy, why are we pulling over,” said one of my kids. I can’t remember which one. I didn’t care. At that point I wish I didn’t have kids because maybe then I would’ve killed myself. My now ex-wife shushed the kids. The […]

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